FTL Newsfeed Special Report

24 September 2142
ANCHOR: This is an FTL Newsfeed Special Report. Kai Densmore, curator of the Skywalker Floater Museum and Theme Park, announced today that the only known complete print of the 165-year-old science-fiction masterpiece, Star Wars, has been located and fully restored. The film will soon be transferred to holodisc so that legions of Star Wars fans can enjoy this timeless classic in the comfort of their own heads. And now, by special arrangement with CommLink, a sneak preview of the fully-restored Star Wars will be presented in its entirety on the Sci-Fi Channel, immediately following this report.

For more news – including the latest on the Identity Chip controversy – be sure to watch the next regularly-scheduled FTL Newsfeed right after Star Wars.