Jack Gilooly

Jack Gilooly was the director of the 2144 Summer Olympics.

On the Games' opening morning, 6 July, Gilooly was forced to convene a press conference to explain his decision to disqualify two members of the Islamic Federation's swimming team who had secretly grown gills and toe-webbing: There's an entirely separate division for biomorph athletes. But their adaptations can't be hidden, and must be judged uniformly so that everybody can compete on equal footing – or whatever

Two weeks later, on 20 July, Gilooly had to announce the disqualification of the entire Asian Prosperity Sphere team following the apparent state-sponsored assassination of the reigning world champion wrestler, Ivan Vaclempt by a four-armed Sumo biomorph.

Gilooly announced on 2 August, following the closing ceremony, that the 2146 Winter Olympics would be held in McMurdo City, Antarctica at the New Trump Ice Palace.